Yeah, you read that right. Just when I thought I was rid of that incessant franchise, this gets announced. In the words of SNL’s Amy Poehler and Seth Myers, “REALLY?!” It’s bad enough that I’ve been forced to endure watching all four ridiculously melodramatic films (My wife has sat through every comic book movie that’s come out in the past 3 years. It’s the least I could do). Now the whole thing will be put to music? Well, if the powers that be insist on bringing Twilight to the stage, I would like to offer a few song title suggestions:
Jacob’s Lament (The Furrowed Brow)
Boys Love a Helpless Girl
Body Glitter Blues
Smells Like Wet Dog
Sometimes I am utterly amazed at my own genius. This would not be one of those times.
-Akil